Hey Santa, Mrs. Claus gave the OK for you to get a new sleigh

Source: www.google.com2012 Chrysler 300c. Greetings from the Hemet Car Guy, Let’s face it, he’s got a lot more names to add to his “naughty” list, the North Pole is slipping into the Arctic Ocean and cable news anchors deride him for providing bailouts to the so-called “nice” children of the world. Tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. On top of that, we hear that Santa needs a new ride. The old one’s got rusty runners and the bells don’t meet the new federal noise regulations. Plus, the reindeer are complaining the old steel hoopty is too heavy for them to pull through the sky at nearly the speed of light.

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