Stupid things

■ David Porter / Contributed Somebody asked me the other day: What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I had to think hard because that’s a lot of material to cover. I’m pretty sure the stupidest thing has yet to come, but I got to thinking — pretty much every stupid thing I’ve done in the 24 years I’ve been writing this column, I’ve already shared. And why do I share the stupid things I’ve done? I dunno. Maybe that’s the stupidest thing. I tried to think whether there is anything I’ve done that I haven’t shared. So, I drove down to the memory warehouse. That’s where I keep all

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