Ramblin Man: Political speak

■ Dave Porter / Contributed My wife thinks I read too much political news. It started with a simple lunch at a local diner. I was in the mood for liver and onions but I didn’t see it on the menu. So I asked the server. She said they don’t have liver and onions. I decided I should lobby for the dish. “The American people will not stand for this attack on beef liver,” I said. “When did this war on liver begin? If you don’t have liver and onions, will you compromise and bring me liver without the onions?” The server just stared at me. “My good friend,” I continued,

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