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Damned Teenagers

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By Rusty Strait

Who tee-peed the courthouse tree last night? I saw it this morning on my way to work. Doesn’t anybody care that it’s an awful sight? Musta been done by some stupid jerk. Another one of them Damned Teenagers I wonder who let the air out of the preacher’s tires. Did it on Saturday night – left them all four flat. Same ones I’ll bet that lit them hillside fires. Now who on earth would do a thing like that? Another one of them Damned Teenagers How come the flag’s flying upside down? Never saw such a sight in all my born days. Why it’s a disgrace to the whole damned town. I’d sure like to catch them at their evil ways. Another one of them Damned Teenagers Didja see his picture in the daily press? Why it’s Bobby Jones, don’tcha know. Ridin’ in style today in full military dress. Too bad – it’s his funeral – and it had to snow. Yeah – Just another one of them Damned Teenagers.

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The Valley Chronicle - Damned Teenagersng

Damned Teenagers

 · 1 min read

By Rusty Strait

Who tee-peed the courthouse tree last night? I saw it this morning on my way to work. Doesn’t anybody care that it’s an awful sight? Musta been done by some stupid jerk. Another one of them Damned Teenagers I wonder who let the air out of the preacher’s tires. Did it on Saturday night – left them all four flat. Same ones I’ll bet that lit them hillside fires. Now who on earth would do a thing like that? Another one of them Damned Teenagers How come the flag’s flying upside down? Never saw such a sight in all my born days. Why it’s a disgrace to the whole damned town. I’d sure like to catch them at their evil ways. Another one of them Damned Teenagers Didja see his picture in the daily press? Why it’s Bobby Jones, don’tcha know. Ridin’ in style today in full military dress. Too bad – it’s his funeral – and it had to snow. Yeah – Just another one of them Damned Teenagers.

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The Valley Chronicle - Damned Teenagersng

Damned Teenagers

English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Dec 8, 2022 MSJC Hosts Temecula Valley Campus Dedication Ceremony
MSJC Hosts Temecula Valley Campus Dedication Ceremony

MSJC Hosts Temecula Valley Campus Dedication Ceremony

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Dec 8, 2022
Stick to a “Go Safely” Game Plan: Celebrate the Holiday

Stick to a “Go Safely” Game Plan: Celebrate the Holiday Season Responsibly National “Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over” Enforcement Campaign Begins Dec. 14

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Jun 9, 2022 Police Seek Help Locating Hit-and-Run Vehicle
Police Seek Help Locating Hit-and-Run Vehicle

Police Seek Help Locating Hit-and-Run Vehicle

 · 1 min read
English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Jun 9, 2022
Follow-up: Plane Crashes Near Residential Homes in Hemet

Follow-up: Plane Crashes Near Residential Homes in Hemet

 · 1 min read
English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Jun 9, 2022
Padilla Joins Farm Workers for a Workday as Part of the

Padilla Joins Farm Workers for a Workday as Part of the ‘Take Our Jobs’ Campaign

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 24, 2022
Don't undermine scientific discovery -- ever, but espec

Don't undermine scientific discovery -- ever, but especially now

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 24, 2022 35.3% Of Unvaccinated California Residents Cite Governm
35.3% Of Unvaccinated California Residents Cite Governm

35.3% Of Unvaccinated California Residents Cite Government Distrust

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 24, 2022
MSJC Celebrates Groundbreaking of New STEM Building and

MSJC Celebrates Groundbreaking of New STEM Building and Opening of New Animatronic Makerspace

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 3, 2022
MSJC Receives $500,000 Apprenticeship Grant

MSJC Receives $500,000 Apprenticeship Grant

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Dec 8, 2022
24 Kids Shop with a Cop in Hemet

24 Kids Shop with a Cop in Hemet

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Dec 8, 2022
Stick to a “Go Safely” Game Plan: Celebrate the Holiday

Stick to a “Go Safely” Game Plan: Celebrate the Holiday Season Responsibly National “Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over” Enforcement Campaign Begins Dec. 14

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English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Jun 9, 2022 Four CSUSB alumni win top award for radio show
Four CSUSB alumni win top award for radio show

Four CSUSB alumni win top award for radio show

 · 2 min read
English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Jun 9, 2022
Padilla Joins Farm Workers for a Workday as Part of the

Padilla Joins Farm Workers for a Workday as Part of the ‘Take Our Jobs’ Campaign

 · 2 min read
English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 24, 2022
C.W. Driver companies breaks ground on new three-story

C.W. Driver companies breaks ground on new three-story stem education building

 · 3 min read
English, Valley Chronicle: Thu, Mar 24, 2022
MSJC Celebrates Groundbreaking of New STEM Building and

MSJC Celebrates Groundbreaking of New STEM Building and Opening of New Animatronic Makerspace

 · 2 min read